At Some Point, You Need To Just Not Care

And I'm talking about the cops who pulled this 87 year old over with 229 pounds approximately 3 million dollars of cocaine in his pick up truck.

I'm a strong believer that once you pass 75 years old, you should just be allowed to do things with getting a pass. I don't care if this guy was going to sell drugs to grammar school kids or not, he's 87 years old and he is dealing with cocaine, how long do you think this guy has? You take 227 pounds say you found it on the side of the road and leave him 2 for personal use. That should be enough.

Honestly it doesn't make sense spending tax payers money on old people. They aren't going to put him in a high security prison where there are stabbings and rapes, they are going to put him in a low security retirement home where he is going to die anyways.

O.K., I'm Late To This Occupy Bullshit But What's The End Goal?

So I don't get this Occupy wall street bullshit. Nor do I care to, I actually am sick and tired of all their bullshit. I know they are trying to fight their power and whatnot but what is the end game here? Do they expect the banks to just shut down and say, "OK, we get it, we are closing down".

I feel like this whole thing is a bullshit protest, it's a bunch of college grads that didn't get 6 figure salaries once they finished and now are pissed at it. I feel if those same companies that they are protesting came down and offered them 100,000 dollar a year salaries they would jump at it. Also, I hate when people act poor when they aren't, I feel like it's a slap in the face to actual homeless people. Because whenever they are done playing dress up, they go back to their cozy homes or apartments, homeless people remain on the streets.

The thing is these hippies is that they are lazy, all of us work, struggle to pay of student loans and loans in general. But that's the bed I made, I don't need pitch a tent in front of a building and protest it now.

Fuckin Hipsters are the worst. I think this is a perfect opportunity to kidnap them all and bring them to New Hampshire and Vermont.

I don't know if this makes any sense, oh well, Die.

Pretty Sick Of The Beer In The Dugout Story

I'm kind of bored with this Red Sox pitching staff issue, they were led by a lame duck coach that provided no type of leadership, direction or sternness and they took advantage of it. They let down their "friend" in Francona, the fans, the ownership, the organization and pretty much everyone affiliated with any opinion of the Sox. Whatever, it's over, hopefully we can move along and get passed this and find an authoritative coach and that a lightbulb goes off in their head and they start not acting like assholes.

On the Theo fron, it seems as if the ownership are digging their heels in and I love it. We have all the power in these negotiations and we know it, are the Cubs really going to not give up a curse breaker, Savior, great GM, and a guy they already who already signed with them for a couple of prospects or to take part of Lackeys salary.
They definitely will, I am sold that it's not going to until after the World Series.

Either way unless Heidi Watney took nudies last year, I don't care about the past.

Michael Felger Brings Up The Tek/ Watney Past

(Heidi's got some junk in the trunk)

So Mike Felger decided to stir up some shit today. He went after management than.

They he said, if it is now kosher to bring up personal matters and relationships when talking about performance in public, then lets call up Henry's two ex-wives and see how that hindered his job as owner. At some point Varitek was talked about and Felger was killing him, and said something like, "speaking of ruined marriages, and being professional, it's now cool to talk about the Captain and a NESN employee, right? (Watney)"


So Felger calls Heidi Watney a homewrecking whore. This must have got really under Heidi's skin as she nonstop posted on twitter saying things like:

Felger is completely off base on just about everything he is saying. Ridiculous and irresponsible.

and

If Felger was ever in the clubhouse he might be able to talk about the team with some knowledge rather than just repeting rumors.

then a million retweets about support and shit.

Don't you love how hot women can pull this off. If Heidi Watney was 300 pounds and gross, no way in hell she would get this blind support. Hell, I support her just because she looks as well, but let's be honest the rumors with Jason Varitek and Nick Green won't go away honey. Just own up to it and use it to your advantage. Instead of her doing fluff pieces on food and watching her almost throw up, she should see if she can bang a player from each city they play in. That would really be some inside reporting. Let's be honest though, Watney never really brings anything to the table when it comes to reporting, she is just side candy that makes us want to kill a couple million of our kids halfway through the game. Which is fine.

Either way Felgers a douche and Watney's hot, so we are on team Watney.

No More Simpsons? (UPDATED)

Fox is demanding that the voice actors from the Simpsons take a 45% paycut or the show will have to be cancelled. Right now, the actors make $8 million a year, so I really can't feel too bad for them making around $4.5 million instead.

The Simpsons has run it's course. It is one of the greatest television shows of all time, but probably should've ended when they came out with the movie. The movie was, in my opinion, pretty funny and it would've been a great sendoff. Now the show's rating are strong, but nowhere near what they used to be, and it looks like even if it does continue it'll be a slow death.

That being said, if I was the actors I would just take the pay cut and milk this for everything it's worth. What else are these guys going to do? Nothing, so unless they feel like retiring then I would just take my over $4 million a year for doing voices and laugh all the way to the bank.

***UPDATE***

"Longest Running Scripted Series on Television is Renewed Through Season 25 FOX has renewed THE SIMPSONS, the longest-running comedy in television history, for an incredible 24th and 25th season, bringing the series total to an astonishing 559 episodes (COMINGSOON.NET)."

Looks like they took my adcive. Like I said before the show isn't all that great anymore, but is pretty incredible that they have had this run. I don't see how it could ever get back to what it once was, but I guess I still have to say good for them this show was a lot of our childhoods.

With Steve Jobs Gone, When Do You Think Skynet Will Take Over

With Steve Jobs tragically dying at age 56, I am a strong believer that this opens the door for Skynet and soon there will be Terminators running around killing people. I mean with technology getting out of control it is just a matter of time before Robots come in.

I also don't think it was bad timing with the release of the new iphone and his death. That shit was planned and a marketing scheme, Apple will not only get sales because I'm sure it is a bad ass phone, but they will get the sympathy buys. Genius!

Either way, we are all fucked!

Amanda Knox Is Innocent Because She Is Hot

Listen we all know Amanda Knox is innocent because you can't lock up pretty people in prison. I have stayed away from this because I'm not for current events like elections and shit like that, but when it comes to putting that pretty face in prison I couldn't not write about it. She obviously didn't murder her roommate because beautiful people don't stoop that low. It's tragic what happened to her roommate, but it's awful for anyone to project their anger on to her like she's Casey Anthony. Lets get her home, let's get her safe, let's give her a couple million for her story, get her in playboy and sell the f out of her.

Sorry, It's A Slow Day

Here is judge Nancy Grace's nipple from Dancing With The Stars...... it's ok to throw up, she's hideous.

I don't get Dancing With The Stars because it's not A List type of stars and I would find it very boring. It also might be because I hate Erin Andrews and I boycott anything that she is on because she set up the hole peep hole scandal and plays the victim. No one walks around oiled up like that with a freshly shaved vag.

Why Not?

Why not tell us what happened?

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Lackey Has A Point, But He's Still A Douche

At first I read this article, and I was like.. you know what I feel kinda bad for this guy. I guess he got a text from a member of the media 30 minutes before he took the field that was asking about his divorce from his wife. They filed papers last month, and that is pretty fucked up to do right before he takes the field. So, I did feel bad for him, because they have no right to do that.

THEN....

Then I read that his wife has breast cancer, and he has a prenub so she isn't get any money. On top of that she just went through a double mastectomy, which means they remove both of your breasts because of the cancer. So, basically Lackey left his broke, boobless wife during the middle of her cancer treatment.

Not only is he a terrible pitcher, with a stupid face and voice, but he is also a terrible husband. Good job douchebag.