Kim Fucking Kardashian Is A Great Scam Artist

So yesterday Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from former husband and New Jersey Net Kris Humphries to end a 72 day marriage. If you remember this relationship was followed by their show and the marriage was a 2 day, 4 hour event that netted them 18 million dollars.

So she was married for 72 days, robbed everyone and we aren't supposed to be mad about this. Listen the Kardashians are only famous because Kim made the most unimpressive porn I have ever seen, and since then she has been riding as much black cock until Kris Humphries. Like I read on twitter yesterday, With Kim K being single, and the McRib sandwich coming out, this is the best week in the history of black men." She is a talentless cunt, and the world would probably be better if the place was rid of the Kardashians altogether. I hope people boycott their show and their stores and just have them go away.

Also, in these situations do you need to return gifts in this situation? I feel like morally you should, but this C bag probably wont.

At Some Point, You Need To Just Not Care

And I'm talking about the cops who pulled this 87 year old over with 229 pounds approximately 3 million dollars of cocaine in his pick up truck.

I'm a strong believer that once you pass 75 years old, you should just be allowed to do things with getting a pass. I don't care if this guy was going to sell drugs to grammar school kids or not, he's 87 years old and he is dealing with cocaine, how long do you think this guy has? You take 227 pounds say you found it on the side of the road and leave him 2 for personal use. That should be enough.

Honestly it doesn't make sense spending tax payers money on old people. They aren't going to put him in a high security prison where there are stabbings and rapes, they are going to put him in a low security retirement home where he is going to die anyways.

See This Movie

Actually, I never saw it, but it seems like it would be a good flick.

I did see Paranormal Activity 3, I liked it, ending was more weird than fucked up.

O.K., I'm Late To This Occupy Bullshit But What's The End Goal?

So I don't get this Occupy wall street bullshit. Nor do I care to, I actually am sick and tired of all their bullshit. I know they are trying to fight their power and whatnot but what is the end game here? Do they expect the banks to just shut down and say, "OK, we get it, we are closing down".

I feel like this whole thing is a bullshit protest, it's a bunch of college grads that didn't get 6 figure salaries once they finished and now are pissed at it. I feel if those same companies that they are protesting came down and offered them 100,000 dollar a year salaries they would jump at it. Also, I hate when people act poor when they aren't, I feel like it's a slap in the face to actual homeless people. Because whenever they are done playing dress up, they go back to their cozy homes or apartments, homeless people remain on the streets.

The thing is these hippies is that they are lazy, all of us work, struggle to pay of student loans and loans in general. But that's the bed I made, I don't need pitch a tent in front of a building and protest it now.

Fuckin Hipsters are the worst. I think this is a perfect opportunity to kidnap them all and bring them to New Hampshire and Vermont.

I don't know if this makes any sense, oh well, Die.

Bob will love this

Here is Shia LeBouf getting beat up:

I hear he is kind of a prick so this is pretty funny.

Way To Go Philly... Classy Bunch

During Wednesday night's game against the Vancouver Canucks, the Philadelphia Flyers played a Hockey Fights Cancer commercial between periods inside Wells Fargo Center.
Featured in the video were players like Sidney Crosby of the Pittsburgh Penguins, Jonathan Toews of the Chicago Blackhawks and Ryan Miller of the Buffalo Sabres.
All of them rivals, all of them booed by a noticeable group of fans … and all of them asking for support in the fight against cancer. More

I don't know man, I don't know if I have anymore things I can say about Philly that hasn't been said. I mean this isn't even that bad for them, people from Philly probably wake up and roll out of bed at 12:30 in the afternoon leaving a 250 pound woman that they bought for a can of cheez- wiz at their local Wa-Wa and boo cancer on a daily basis anyways.

This is just an awkward laundry list of things they should be ashamed for but it reality are proud of. They are a resilient bunch of Herpes harvesters. Philly is a shitty place and the things they are known for are a fictional boxer (Although, I love Rocky) and a show based on a gay bar with awful people. Way to go Philly you have nothing real. The best thing you have going for you is Vince Young, but you would prefer someone who hangs dogs over him.

At least you have Ryan Howard to look forward to for the start of the baseball season.

Random Task At It Again

An "Austin Powers" actor convicted of torturing a woman in Orange County is suspected of killing his cellmate in a Central Valley prison, authorities said Tuesday.

Joseph Hyungmin Son, 40, allegedly killed his 50-year-old cellmate, who was found dead Monday afternoon at Wasco State Prison Reception Center in Kern County.

The cellmate was a parole violator who had been sentenced to two years in prison for failing to register as a sex offender, according to a prison report. A cause of death was pending. LATIMES

Man, he's kind of a badass. I'm all for sexual offenders getting killed in jail, and they should. I just hope that he killed him by throwing a shoe at him. The guy he killed was John Gaitan and he pleaded guilty in January to kidnapping, sodomy, rape, forcible oral copulation and forcible rape with a sentencing enhancement for committing rape while armed with a firearm. He was sentenced to 17 years and four months in state prison.

So the dude, Random Task killed was a real piece of shit anyways. The strange thing about this though is that Task was convicted of helping out a rape of a woman so he's just as big of a piece of shit.

With Steve Jobs Gone, When Do You Think Skynet Will Take Over

With Steve Jobs tragically dying at age 56, I am a strong believer that this opens the door for Skynet and soon there will be Terminators running around killing people. I mean with technology getting out of control it is just a matter of time before Robots come in.

I also don't think it was bad timing with the release of the new iphone and his death. That shit was planned and a marketing scheme, Apple will not only get sales because I'm sure it is a bad ass phone, but they will get the sympathy buys. Genius!

Either way, we are all fucked!

Amanda Knox Is Innocent Because She Is Hot

Listen we all know Amanda Knox is innocent because you can't lock up pretty people in prison. I have stayed away from this because I'm not for current events like elections and shit like that, but when it comes to putting that pretty face in prison I couldn't not write about it. She obviously didn't murder her roommate because beautiful people don't stoop that low. It's tragic what happened to her roommate, but it's awful for anyone to project their anger on to her like she's Casey Anthony. Lets get her home, let's get her safe, let's give her a couple million for her story, get her in playboy and sell the f out of her.