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32 Pittsburgh, 20 Cardinals
Big Ben completely ate the Cardinals alive with 361 yards and 3 TDs and Mike Wallace dropped another one. Ben is going right where he should and rolling just in time for a battle against the Patriots next week. God, Ben is amazing.

18 Broncos, 15 Dolphins
Tony Sporano went for 2 randomly in this game and that made the legend of Tim Tebow. Tim Tebow led his team back from a horrific 1st half and 15 game deficit. Tebows numbers weren't the greatest as he went 13/27 for 161 yards and 2 TDs and ran for 65 yards. The Miami Dolphins are a bad team, the worst team in the league, so Tim Tebow's dicksucking should keep that in mind, but hell the kid won.

23 Falcons, 16 Lions
Is the dream over for the Lions? They have been very unimpressive the past 2 weeks and looks lost without runningback Jahvid Best. The Falcons suck and Matt Ryan could be the most overrated QB in the league, but somehow they still win. Michael Turner is having a great year and went over 100 yards again.

41 Houston, 7 Tennessee
The Titans didn't have a chance as Arian Foster went all fucking crazy going over 100 yards on the ground and air and scoring 3 TDs. They also put up 41 points without Andre Johnson.

33 Carolina, 20 Redskins
My second favorite QB in the league has been nothing but impressive this year as he now has 15 total TDs and making the Panthers a legit team. I know they are only 2-5, but he keeps them in the game.

27 New York Jets, 21 Chargers
Mark Sanchez played a hell of a game in a comeback against the Chargers. He had 1 blip but other than that he found Plaxico Burress 3 times in the end zone. Shonn Green finally had a game over 100 yards. I don't know what it is about Plaxico, I don't like him. He's dropped a lot of balls and seems disinterested.

24 Chicago, 18 TB
PAY Matt Forte, 25 carries for 145 yards and 1 TD and 2 receptions for 38 yards. He's really good and the only chance the Bears have.

34 Dallas, 7 St. Louis
Demarco fucking Murray 25 carries for 253 yards and 1 TD, the Rams didn't stand a chance.

33 Green Bay, 27 Vikings
Christian Ponder did a hell of a lot better than I thought he would be going 219 and 2 Tds and keeping them in the game. I know Bob is blind to it, but Green Bays soft defense and Aaron Rodgers disappearing later in games could eventually cost them. His inability to slam the door kept the Vikings within striking distance.

62 New Orleans, 7 Colts
Drew Brees had 5 TDs and 325 yards. The Saints have looked a lot better since Marquis Colston came back.

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17 Steelers, 13 Jaguars

Weird game, the Steelers only really played the 1st half and in the second half the team was done trying. The wide receivers dropped 6 passes, including a huge 3rd down one by Mike Wallace and Ben was sacked 3 times. Good to see Rashad Mendenhall run for 146 yards and 1 TD, guess his "disappointing" season is over.

31 Atlanta, 17 Panthers
The Panthers should have won this game, this was a very winnable game over a very overrated Falcons team on the ropes, but Cam didn't have a great game throwing 3 picks.

26 Tampa Bay, 20 New Orleans
The Saints had an awful game, Brees threw 3 picks and couldn't get it going. Josh Freeman for the Bucs quieted the critics for a while having a breakout game going over 300 yards and 2 TDs.

27 Giants, 24 Bills
ShEli Manning didn't screw up and Ahmad Bradshaw had a great game with 3 TDs.

25 SF, 19 Lions
The 49ers did a great job beating the undefeated lions. But the game will be overlooked because after the coach Jim Harbaugh and Jim Schwartz got into over an enthusiastic hand shake after the game. Schwartz had a right to be mad because Harbaugh was being a little excited, but whatever, I still like him as a coach. No one should talk about it so it goes away.

20 Eagles, 13 Washington Redskins
Rex Grossman was benched after throwing 4 picks. The Eagles did the right job by giving the ball so much to Lesean McCoy, they guy will win you games more than by trusting Vick, McCoy is the key for the Eagles success 28 Carries, 128 yards and a TD.

24 Green Bay, 3 Rams
Aaron Rodgers had another token 300, 3 TD game. They are a good team.

24 Oakland, 17 Browns
Jason Campbell was lost for the season with a broken collarbone. Not a good thing that Kyle Boller is now the starting QB, but if you have Darren McFadden you may have a chance to win.

39 Bears, 10 Vikings

We may have seen Donovan McNabbs last game as a starting QB, Christian Ponder came in and threw 9/17 for 99 yards. The Vikings are fucked.

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34 Lions, 30 Dallas
Detroit is a real fun team to watch this year. It seems as if they spot the opposing team 20 points and come back with a vengeance. This weeks victim was Dallas, who was up by 24 but with bad play from Tony Romo, they were let back into the game. Romo threw 3 interceptions and a couple of real blatant ones and everytime he did the Lions capitalized. Calvin Johnson is unstoppable, every time Stafford throws it up to him, he catches it. He is so much bigger and stronger than everyone else and no one can do anything about it.

49 Packers, 23 Denver

Aaron Rodgers put on a clinic 4 passing touchdowns and 2 rushing. That's 53 points in fantasy football. Jordy Nelson is turning into one of Rodgers favorite targets. Incredible game from Aaron.

23 Cincy, 20 Buffalo

Again another strange NFL loss, Buffalo lost to a last second kick ending their undefeated streak. Buffalo just couldn't get the offense that we saw last week going and Cincy just did enough to win.

17 Texans, 10 Steelers

The Steelers lost Mendenhall, James Harrison, Aaron Smith during the game and could lose Big Ben when his MRI comes back. Ben didn't have 1 snap where he didn't have a Texan in his face. Their offensive line simply can't block and often times gave Mario Williams free shots on him. Keeping my fingers crossed about Ben.

24 49ers, 23 Eagles

The Eagles are 1-3 and they are getting exposed fast. Mike Vick played a real good game 416 yards and 2 TDs. Their defense front 7 is non existent and their rookie kicker fucked them by missing 2 chip shot kicks as well. Things are getting ugly for the Dream Team.

34 Bears, 29 Panthers

Cam Newton threw for 374 and a passing TD and 2 rushing TDs, but they couldn't stop the run yesterday letting Matt Forte run fro 205 yards against them. I actually don't know how the Panthers lost this game, but Cam Newton is awesome.

That's all I care about.