Monday, September 26, 2011

Lackey Has A Point, But He's Still A Douche


At first I read this article, and I was like.. you know what I feel kinda bad for this guy. I guess he got a text from a member of the media 30 minutes before he took the field that was asking about his divorce from his wife. They filed papers last month, and that is pretty fucked up to do right before he takes the field. So, I did feel bad for him, because they have no right to do that.

THEN....

Then I read that his wife has breast cancer, and he has a prenub so she isn't get any money. On top of that she just went through a double mastectomy, which means they remove both of your breasts because of the cancer. So, basically Lackey left his broke, boobless wife during the middle of her cancer treatment.

Not only is he a terrible pitcher, with a stupid face and voice, but he is also a terrible husband. Good job douchebag.

No Way.... Vick Is Hurt!!!! (UPDATED)


I think this could be a weekly article for me now. Every week we can say how Vick got hurt. This time it was a broken hand, and then after Vick pulled back his new golden boy persona and said that it's unfair he gets hit so much.

"I was trying to protect myself," Vick said in his postgame news conference. "Still didn't get a flag and that's pretty much been the story for the last three weeks. I mean, obviously at some point something catastrophic is going to happen and I broke my hand."

"Looking at the replays, I'm on the ground every time, and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't frustrated," Vick said. "The refs have got to do their jobs. And I mentioned it to the refs in training camp when I talked to them. I'm on the ground constantly, all the time. Every time I throw the ball, I'm on the ground. And I don't know why I don't get the 15-yard flags like everybody else does (ESPN)."

Maybe you should talk to your offensive line, or maybe you should release the ball earlier, or maybe you shouldn't be Vick for a day and make every play 30 secs long. Whatever the reason, this is just trying to get future calls. As for the Eagles they are in serious trouble if they don't have Vick. This team is terribly overrated, and the only thing that makes them special is Vick. Without him this could easily be an 8-8 team. No word yet how long he will be out, but we will be sure to update when we get a chance.

Then again, even if he is back next week he'll probably break his leg or something. Good thing they gave Mr. Glass a $100 million dollar deal.

***UPDATE***

Michael Vick's broken right hand isn't actually broken and instead a misread X-ray. Good, we can see how he will get hurt again next week.

Why Not?

Why Not watch Paul Pierce play in the Kansas legends game and still be clutch?


Hits game winners like a motherfucker, I love the fact he's talking shit to Brandon Rush the whole time to.

Steve Gleason Diagnosed With ALS


This is DP's uncle with a special one-time post.

People in Boston will always have a soft spot for Dave Roberts. If all Dave Roberts ever did for the Red Sox was steal that base against the Yankees in game four of the 2004 ALCS he would still be considered a sports hero in Boston. Multiply what Boston feels about Roberts times ten and you might begin to understand what Steve Gleason means to the city of New Orleans.

Steve Gleason was a special teams player for the Saints. In the very emotional first game at the Superdome after hurricane Katrina Steve blocked a punt resulting in a touchdown against the rival Falcons leading to a victory for the long suffering Saints. People in New Orleans see that as the first step toward their Super Bowl win three years later.

I met Steve at a music festival in 2007. I was at the festival with Steve's future wife's cousin. We ran into Steve and his then girlfriend. The cousins went off to have their private cousin conversation for a while leaving Steve and I to talk. I'd heard that my friend's cousin was dating a Saint's player but this guy I was talking with didn't look like a pro football player. In fact he looked to me kind of like Chris Pontious of Jack Ass. He asked me what I did for work and I asked him the same, he said he played for the Saints. I then figured out who I was talking with. I don't recall a lot of detail of that conversation between two drunk guys other than two things. One was that he thought it was hilarious that my nephew DP had a snake named Devery Henderson and the other was that he was a really nice guy.

In a lot of ways New Orleans is like a small town. Living here, chances are you know somebody who knows just about anyone in town. Last winter I learned what the world found out Sunday. Steve has Lou Gerhig's Disease/ALS. Please read more about this great guy, and if you can, do what you can to help.

This is the story about Steve's condition:


This is Steve's webiste:


I know that there is a bigger issue here as it relates to professional athletes and ALS, but this is something that personally impacts some of my very closest friends. Even though I've known about this for a while it almost didn't seem real until now.

Also... When I heard the news about Steve's condition I told only two people. One was Steve's wife's cousin who hadn't heard yet and the other was DP. I want to thank DP and the other folks at Dueling Couches for keeping this under their hats and respecting Steve's wishes not to make it public until now.

Around The NFL


34 Raiders, 24 Jets
Darren McFadden is the best RB in the NFL he ran 19 times, 171 YDS, 2 TD. He is an old school type of runner that is unstoppable. The Jets defense had no chance and the Raiders front 7 was too much for a Nick Mangold less offensive line. The Raiders are for real.

26 Detroit, 23 Vikings
Speaking of for real teams the Lions are just that. With a much improved defense (especially the line) and a healthy Matthew Stafford this team can play with the rest of them. Stafford and Calvin Johnson are just unstoppable.

40 Saints, 33 Houston
If Houston wants to take the next step, they need to close out games. They had the Saints and then let them come back into the game in the 4th. Drew Brees threw for 370 and 3 TDs. The Saints put up 21 points in the 4th.

23 Steelers, 20 Colts
Very boring game, but like always Ben continues to be the clutchest qb in the league. He threw for 364 yards and 1 TD and the game winning drive. Same shit different day.

27 GB, 17 Chicago
The Packers are real lucky the Bears don't an offensive line and are stupid because if they played any other team they would have lost. It's bad enough a phantom holding call killed any Bears comeback. Packers couldn't do anything in the 2nd half.

TB 16, ATL 13
Matt Ryan sucks, I'm done with him

29 Giants, 16 Eagles
I'll let Mack kill Vick later, but the Eagles got killed yesterday and without Vick in the future they will continue to get killed. What happened to the Eagles secondary? With all the pro bowlers they have? Letting up 4 TDs to Eli Manning is inexcusable.

7 Sox, 4 Yanks (Game 2, Only Game That Mattered)


Jacoby Ellsbury and the bullpen saved the season last night.

The bullpen, on the whole, was outstanding. They pitched eight shutout innings. Jonathan Papelbon went 2 1/3, and that fact alone tells you how important this game was. He came in with the bases loaded and two down in the 9th, as Daniel Bard just doesn't have it anymore and is a liablitiy. Papelbon came in breathing fire and was absolutely lights out, no one that he faced had a chance.

Franklin Morales, despite some control issues, looked strong and was throwing the ball hard. Felix Doubront came on for a pretty easy save in the 14th.

After some early drama, Lackey actually looked pretty good. Innings three through six went smoothly, and made his 1st right decision of his coaching job this year and Tito wisely yanked him as soon as the first batter of the 7th was on. Lackey was pissed as usual.

As for the rest of the team, the spotlight once again shines on Jacoby Ellsbury, whose three-run homer (and 3rd of the day) put the good guys on top for good in the top of the 14th.

The Sox are up only one game as the Rays keep winning. Beckett is going against the Orioles today and James Shields of the Rays is going against the Yanks tonight.

Bills 34, Patriots 31


I'm getting flashbacks of 2009, and I don't think it's because of A Football Life: Bill Belichick. It's because this team isn't playing as well as it should. The offensive numbers are gaudy. The Pats amassed 495 yards on Sunday. But the defense has shown vulnerabilities in all three games. And now Brady is making mistakes. The Pats can win without Brady being perfect. But they simply cannot win when he turns the ball over 4 times.

The picks were products of arrogance. Brady dazzles us with his perfect throws, but he gets cocky sometimes. Can't blame him. He'll throw 9 or 10 consecutive completions, often into coverage. And more often than not, he's able to place the ball so perfectly that only Gronkowski or Welker can retrieve it. But if those throws are only 99% perfect, they're risky. The margin for error is so slim, and Mr. Brady is still a human being. He makes mistakes. And that was more than apparent yesterday.

I don't want Tom Brady to tone down his aggressiveness. But there's a fine line between fearless and reckless. He's not Brett Favre tossing up ducks out there, but he's good enough that he doesn't need to be forcing some of these passes. He can find other options.

Now to the officiating. The pass interference call on Sergio Brown was awful, and it saved Ryan Fitzpatrick from one of the biggest mistakes of his life. The Bills scored a touchdown instead of the Patriots getting the ball back with a 24-17 lead. That call was awful, and it may have changed the result of the game.

But the Patriots shouldn't need a perfectly officiated game in order to beat the Bills. They shouldn't need all the bounces and calls to go their way.

And after the blown call, how did Brady respond? He doesn't see a linebacker, throws it off his helmet, and a Buffalo Bill catches it. You can call the bounce unlucky, but a QB has to see linebackers lurking underneath. If it hits an LB's helmet, it just as easily could have been caught by him.

Then there were moments like the confusion induced false start on 3rd and goal, just before Welker's game-tying TD. That was after a timeout. No excuse for confusion.

Speaking of timeouts, Rich Gannon is a moron. After the Bills' apparent touchdown was overruled, Belichick called an immediate timeout because the clock would have started to run once the ball was set. The replay was initiated by the booth, which means that the clock would resume as normal once the review was over. Belichick called a timeout to stop the clock.

The Patriots' defense looked awful. I don't know why they even use people in the safety position. Forget the 3-4/4-3 debate, just go with a 5-4 front and two CBs. Devin McCourty has looked so exposed this year because he's on an island. He's good, but he's not good enough to do that. Few are. He has no safety help, neither does Bodden.

Maybe Chad Ochocinco should play safety. He seems to be more adept at causing incompletions than he is at making receptions. I'm done defending Ochocinco. It's one thing to struggle with the verbiage of this complex offense. It's another thing to be unable to catch a perfectly thrown ball that touches both hands and the chest. A receiver that doesn't catch the ball is as useful as a kicker that struggles to kick the ball.

I know the Pats ultimately scored on the drive, thanks to the superhuman Wes Welker, but it took about 5 minutes for the Patriots to score. The game changes if Ochocinco catches that pass. Maybe Buffalo scores, but the Pats have enough time to respond.

Brady trusts Welker. He trusts Gronkowski, Branch, Hernandez, Woodhead, and even Edelman (pronounced Ed-ell-man, not aid-ell-man). I don't know how much he'll be trusting Ochocinco.

It'd be unfair to not talk about how amazing Welker's performance was. 16 catches (franchise record) for 217 yards (franchise record) and 2 touchdowns. He also ran for 19 yards. He's definitely healthy, and back as a force, and as Brady's #1 option.

Gronkowski also had an excellent game. 109 yards and 2 TDs. Stevan Ridley looked good, carrying the ball 7 times for 44 yards. I know the Patriots don't run much, but I'd like to see this kid get more carries. He's a powerful back, but is capable of getting a few more yards. I feel like runs that BJG Ellis gets 2, Ridley gets 4. When Ellis gets 3, Ridley would get 6. My one coaching criticism from Sunday would be that when Ridley was running well in the 4th, the Patriots inexplicably went back to running with Ellis.

Thankfully, the Jets lost to Oakland. Still, this was a divisional game. Divisional losses mean more than non-divisional losses. And while Buffalo is no longer the joke of a team they once were, the Patriots shouldn't be close to losing to them.

The defense on this team is not good enough to sustain itself if the offense makes mistakes.

-The Commodore
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