Around The NFL: All Of You Should Be Careful Of The Black and Yellow Team

32 Pittsburgh, 20 Cardinals
Big Ben completely ate the Cardinals alive with 361 yards and 3 TDs and Mike Wallace dropped another one. Ben is going right where he should and rolling just in time for a battle against the Patriots next week. God, Ben is amazing.

18 Broncos, 15 Dolphins
Tony Sporano went for 2 randomly in this game and that made the legend of Tim Tebow. Tim Tebow led his team back from a horrific 1st half and 15 game deficit. Tebows numbers weren't the greatest as he went 13/27 for 161 yards and 2 TDs and ran for 65 yards. The Miami Dolphins are a bad team, the worst team in the league, so Tim Tebow's dicksucking should keep that in mind, but hell the kid won.

23 Falcons, 16 Lions
Is the dream over for the Lions? They have been very unimpressive the past 2 weeks and looks lost without runningback Jahvid Best. The Falcons suck and Matt Ryan could be the most overrated QB in the league, but somehow they still win. Michael Turner is having a great year and went over 100 yards again.

41 Houston, 7 Tennessee
The Titans didn't have a chance as Arian Foster went all fucking crazy going over 100 yards on the ground and air and scoring 3 TDs. They also put up 41 points without Andre Johnson.

33 Carolina, 20 Redskins
My second favorite QB in the league has been nothing but impressive this year as he now has 15 total TDs and making the Panthers a legit team. I know they are only 2-5, but he keeps them in the game.

27 New York Jets, 21 Chargers
Mark Sanchez played a hell of a game in a comeback against the Chargers. He had 1 blip but other than that he found Plaxico Burress 3 times in the end zone. Shonn Green finally had a game over 100 yards. I don't know what it is about Plaxico, I don't like him. He's dropped a lot of balls and seems disinterested.

24 Chicago, 18 TB
PAY Matt Forte, 25 carries for 145 yards and 1 TD and 2 receptions for 38 yards. He's really good and the only chance the Bears have.

34 Dallas, 7 St. Louis
Demarco fucking Murray 25 carries for 253 yards and 1 TD, the Rams didn't stand a chance.

33 Green Bay, 27 Vikings
Christian Ponder did a hell of a lot better than I thought he would be going 219 and 2 Tds and keeping them in the game. I know Bob is blind to it, but Green Bays soft defense and Aaron Rodgers disappearing later in games could eventually cost them. His inability to slam the door kept the Vikings within striking distance.

62 New Orleans, 7 Colts
Drew Brees had 5 TDs and 325 yards. The Saints have looked a lot better since Marquis Colston came back.